More incorrect quotes, yay!
Before we get into it, here's a quick announcement!
I will soon be releasing a book just for Incorrect Quotes! The fandoms they'll be for will be;
•Steve Saga Origins
•Steve Saga (and Space Saga)
•MC Trapped
•Rainbow Quest (Occasionally)
•And maybe more!
Quick warning: There will be use of (very) harsh language in this chapter (Swearing)
Okay, now let's get into today's incorrect quotes!
~🌺🌸Enjoy!🌸🌺~
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Blue Steve: Are you okay? You look just about ready to launch yourself across the room and beat them to death.
Red Steve: Trust me, it's taking every inch of my self control, not to.
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Lucas: What if oxygen is a drug, and marijuana snaps you back into reality?
Sabre: What if oxygen is a toxin that takes around 80 or 90 years to kill you?
Galaxy Steve: What if oxygen makes our voices low, and helium makes our voice normal?
Galaxy Ship: First things first, what drugs are you already on to think of this crap?
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Lucas: An assassin is just a serial killer who takes commissions.
Sabre: You said that just to piss me off, didn't you?
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Rainbow Steve: Croissants; Dropped
Blue Steve: Road; Works ahead
Purple Steve: BBQ Sauce; On my titties
Yellow Steve: Shavacado; Fre
Green Steve: Miss Keisha; Fucking dead
Professor Red:
Professor Red, annoyed: I didn't understand a single word of that, and I hate every single one of you.
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Alex: Just be yourself
Galaxy: 'Be myself?' Alex, I have a single day to win over Lucas. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Sabre: Couple weeks.
Rainbow: Six months.
Hypno: Jury's still out.
Galaxy: See, Alex?
Galaxy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Origin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Overseer: Nope, absolutely not.
Rainbow: I hope it sucks whatever your going through.
Galaxy: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Sabre: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Alex: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome.
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