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Here, take this as I desperately try not to break under the pressure of keeping this book regularly updated.
Enjoy!
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Rainbow Steve: When I get murdered, can you make sure I'm an unsolved case?
Purple Steve: What? Why?
Rainbow Steve: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved
Blue Steve: Can we go go back to the part where you said "When I get murdered"?
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Purple Steve: I think some people are just birds in disguise.
Professor Red: Do you mind if I tweet that?
Purple Steve: *Narrows Eyes* What?
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Dark Steve: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Rainbow Steve.
Hypno Steve: Agreed.
Dark Steve: Take it to the grave?
Hypno Steve: To the grave.
Dark Steve: This conversation never happened.
Hypno Steve: I don't even know you.
Dark Steve: Ouch, I'm your creator, that kinda hurts.
Hypno Steve: *Smirks* That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
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Infected Green Steve: Roses are red
Infected Green Steve: Violets are blue
Infected Green Steve: Sunflowers are yellow
Infected Green Steve: Bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.
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Blue Steve: And you're willing to risk your own life for this mission?
Yellow Steve: I won't risk my life, but I assume I can outrun anything, so I'm in.
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Toddler Hypno Steve: I want an ice cream!
Dark Steve: What's the magic word?
Toddler Hypno Steve: *Chanting in a dark ancient language* Sukamaerc eci sucaemem-
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Blue Steve, captured by Nightmare Steve: *Spots Rainbow Steve coming to save him* Do you really think you'll get away with this?!
Nightmare Steve, who has also spotted Rainbow Steve: Never intended to.
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Blue Steve: Rainbow Steve, could you do something for me?
Rainbow Steve: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to.
Blue Steve: Aw, that's so sweet! Anyways, could you do the dishes?
Rainbow Steve: No.
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Rainbow Steve: Music is just wiggling air.
Blue Steve: Don't do this. Don't do this to me today.
Rainbow Steve: And colour is just wiggling light...
Blue Steve: ...
Purple Steve: ...
Nightmare Steve who is secretly stalking them: ...
Rainbow Steve: Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Yellow Steve: Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle.
Purple Steve: An artists best quality: Their wiggles.
Blue Steve: *Heavily Sighs*
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~🌿☘️A/N☘️🌿~
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