Asshole: hey jerk, how's your cousin after last nights session? Hahahah
Guy: oh she's fine. How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mother last night in a threesome?
Asshole: say it again!
Guy: How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mother last night in a threesome?
Asshole: you asshole! I'm gonna make u eat those words!!!
Guy: what like how I ate up your sister last night?
Asshole: you suck!
Guy: just how your mom sucked me off last night?
Asshole: my dad was at home so you know that was impossible!
Guy: your dad was at work and by the way tell your mom I left money on her bedside table and tell her to call me if she want another mouthfull
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
