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My daughter told me to get tattoos of the names of my children. I told her I already have quite a few of those. They're called stretch marks
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Even if you're twice as smart....you'd still be stupid
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Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you
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Girlfriend: literally where have you been all my life?
Boyfriend: in my room
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*one student gets all the answers to the questions correct*
Dumb girl: Wow, he's such a f*cking nerd
Teacher: Wow! Cut it out, he could be your boss one day
Nerd: Highly unlikely, I don't plan on being a PIMP
Class: OOOOOOOOOO
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I don't tell you you're ugly, but I don't have to tell you that you're ugly because you know that your ugly
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
