daughter: Mom stop it, you're not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you
Daughter:......
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Why didn't you text me back?
"I was driving baby."
You were playing Mario Kart..
"BITCH IT WAS RAINBOW ROAD."
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Teacher: I'm calling your mother
Me: You can't
Teacher: Why not?
Me: Cause' she died
Me: But don't worry. When I die, I will go to heaven and tell her that!
Teacher: But what if she is in Hell?
Me: You go visit her then :)
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This guy said to me, "Your belly is getting big... what are you going to do when you look down and you can't see your dick anymore?" So I said to him, "I'll tell your wife to get her head out of the way."
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Wikipedia- I know everything!
Google- I know everything!
Facebook- I know everybody!
Internet- Without me, you are nothing.
Electricity- Keep talking, b*tches.
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I'm on a roll today. I've updated twice. I'm gonna do more because I'm bored in class
ΔΙΑΒΑΖΕΙΣ
Sarcastic comebacks
ΤυχαίοA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
