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If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape
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Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.
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And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?
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Them: I don't care what you think about me!
Me: I don't think about you at all
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Him: You ruined it.
Her: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.
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Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.
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Them: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? (You can say other shops too. That's just an example)
Me: From your wardrobe? (;
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.
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I'd like to say I am happy you're here. I'd like to.
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I'm not ignoring you. I'm just holding my breath hoping that I pass out.
HEY GUYS SO THIS IS DAY TWO
PART TWO OF THE ONE WEEK SPECIAL
IM TIRED...
I DIDN'T GO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE I WAS TIRED AND BECAUSE WHY WOULD I?
HAHA JKS
BUT IM HOME WHILE PPL ARE AT SCHOOL AND I FEEL GREAT :D
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER
LURV YOU ALL BYYYEEEEE
YOU ARE READING
Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
