1) I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
2) I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
3) Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
4) Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
5) Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
6) When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
7) Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
