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Me: hey how was your flight?
Them: this is his gf. Who are you exactly?
Them: why are you texting him -.-
Me: okay first of all stop calling yourself his "girlfriend" to make yourself feel better than the other girls, we all know ya ain't official so don't flatter yourself. 2nd im the girl that can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick. Now how was my brother flight? Bitch.
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
