1-
Guy: "You suck!"
Girl: "And you swallow"
(I love that 😂😂😂)
2-
*Smartass talks*
Me: If you're gonna be a smartass, first you gotta be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass. Which you are.
3-
Dude: "I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long"
Girl: "I was gonna tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it"
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
