girl: You're so short
Me: really? Way to spot the obvious Einstein
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Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me!
Child: I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back
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Mom: You have an attitude problem!
Me: Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU
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Mom: your room is a mess!
Me: my room is not messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
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Mom: okay listen to me!
Me: oh sorry mom, I didn't realise you were an expert on my life and how I should live it.
Continue while I take notes
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Friend: calm down
Me: do not summon my inner bitch. She doesn't play nice. Telling and angry woman to calm down is like trying to baptise a cat. It doesn't go to well does it?
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Class mate: can I borrow your Homework?
Me: the voices in my head are telling me to say no, but if you really want it you can just leave me a security deposit
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
