1-
Me: I don't like you please die in a hole
Her: That's not nice
Me: I said please
2-
Person: (your name) you are drunk!
Me: you're right (their name). And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly
3-
Fat bully: what are you staring at!
Me: the reason why double doors were invented
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Sarcastic comebacks
De TodoA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
