Bully: HEY NERD WHY IS YOUR PANTS STRETCHED ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BODY HAHAHA
Class: HAHA LMAOOOO
Nerd: why is your tampon in too far?
Class: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bully: ...
Nerd: Ha! Beat that!!
Bully: *checks pockets* sorry, I ran out of shits to give
Class: OHHHHHHHH
Nerd: shouldn't you be checking your mouth?
Class: DAAAAAMN ITS GETTING REAL!
Bully: shouldn't you be fucking your boyfriend?
Class: OH OH OH
Nerd: no I'll stick to your mom
Class: DAAAMN
Bully: that's not possible, you're gay
Class: DAMN
Nerd: I'm straighter then the pole your mom dances on for me
Class: OH SHIT
Bully: don't you mean your two dads?
Class: ohhhhhhhhh
Nerd: no I meant your sister and mom
Class: HAHAHAHA
Bully: ....
Class: HE HAS NOTHING TO SAY
Bully: FUCK YOU
Nerd: shouldn't you be fucking yourself? You're the one with the pussy, it's easier.
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
