Bully: Look it's the little gay guy. Stay away from me. You're not gonna get anywhere in life, gay shit.
Kid: Tyler Oakley, Ricky Martin, Troye Sivan...Bitch
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Maths teacher: If Brian has 50 slices of cake. He eats 48. How many slices of cake does Brian have now?
Kid: Diabetes. Brian has fucking diabetes
Maths teacher: ...
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Person: you're so pale!
Me: I'd rather be pale then look like I've just rolled around in Doritos
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Girl: You're so ugly
Me: I'm sure that 90% of your "beauty" can be removed with Kleenex
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Them: you're so skinny
Me: jealousy looks terrible on you, yet you still wear it
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
