Teacher: Test is tomorrow, don't forget to study.
Student: What if I have a hot date tonight?
Teacher: Then write with your other hand.
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Teacher: So if I took your brain and put it inside a woman's body, would you be the exact same person?
Student: I'd be a whiny bitch
Teacher: so your answer is yes
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Student: Don't get me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry
Teacher: nobody likes you anyways
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Teacher: remember to wear a condom
Student: why?
Teacher: because any girl that would want to have sex with you, definitely has something.
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Teacher: good luck on your exam
Student: luck is for losers
Teacher: ......good luck on your exam
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Student: bite me Mr. Smith
Teacher: I'm on a low fat diet
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Teacher: Stacy, please see me after class
Stacy: why, need a date for prom?
Teacher: if that was the case, don't you think I'd ask one of the pretty girls?
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Student: I like my homework like my women, easy.
Teacher: and you don't do either of them
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
