Day 3 (third day of one week special)

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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
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I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
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You're so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away
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When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
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Quick! check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
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You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway
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The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage?

HEY GUYS
SO THIS IS PART 3
YOU GUYS BETTER FEEL SPECIAL COZ I JUST GAVE UP MY TIME TO WRITE TO YOU GUYS WHEN I COULD'VE BEEN WATCHING THE FLASH
HEHE
SO ANYWAYS HOPE U GUYZ ENJOY IT
BYEEEEEEEE
I LURV U ALL

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