*someone talks about how popular they are and how they can ruin your life*
Me: Bitch, you're not popular, your vagina is
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Your legs are always open for business, they're like McDonald's. Open 24/7
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You need to control your whore-mones
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Girl: you're a bitch
Me: you're a cum dumpster
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I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's taken more loads then a washing machine
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Girl: at least I've had a boyfriend and at least I have a bunch of boys that want me
Me: when boys see you they get a boner, the same effect happens to my middle finger
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*person talks too much*
Me: I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth
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Them: *judges people*
Me: if you don't have anything nice to say shut your opinion hole
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I don't have the energy to pretend that I like you today
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Sarcastic comebacks
隨機A random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
