boyfriend: Babe, how come you never read?
girlfriend: i do, babe
boyfriend: Tweets don't count
girlfriend: yeah but your pay check does
YOU ARE READING
Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
paycheck
boyfriend: Babe, how come you never read?
girlfriend: i do, babe
boyfriend: Tweets don't count
girlfriend: yeah but your pay check does
