Dentist - your teeth remind me of a song.
Me - which is?
Dentist - brush them everyday
Me - yours remind me of one too
Dentist - what is it?
Me - black and yellow
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I'll have a beer please.
Sir this is Mcdonalds.
Ok, I'll have a McBeer please.
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Kid: What're you looking at?!
Me: At a mistake.
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I think some people enjoy complaining almost as much as they enjoy doing nothing about
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TilfeldigA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
