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Them: You're gay!
You: You wish
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you
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Him: You ruined it.
You: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go
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If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog
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Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
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Girl: You must be a girl coz you have no balls
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People like you are the reason I'm on medication
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
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You dont know me, you just wish you did.
DAY 6! I THINK.....WAIT LET ME CHECK..
Yeah :)
SO I WILL BE DOING A DAY 8 COZ I COULD'NT DO DAY 5
But I gtg now coz I'm watching the flash (best TV show ever)
Do NOT tell me what happens in the TV show coz I'm only up to episode 6 because I watched it on this other website that didn't show everything so I missed parts
:)
LURV U ALL
BYEEEEEE
YOU ARE READING
Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
