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You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath
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Them: You're ugly
You: If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
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Bully: Give me your money!
Victim: I would, but I gotta pay your mom for last night
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Person 1: What are you looking at? Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out
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Do you mean to mumble or is your mouth just naturally full of shit?
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You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too
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Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement
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Person: Fail!
Me: Just like your social life
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Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
AND THERE YOU GO GUYS! FIRST DAY OF THE SEVEN DAY UPDATE THINGGY....
SORRY I UPDATED A LITTLE LATE...I WAS ENJOYING HISTORY COZ WE WERE WATCHING SOME SHOW AND I GOT TO SLEEP...YAY!!!
ANYWAYS THESE 7 DAYS ARE LIKE A REWARD FOR YOU GUYS COZ YOURE ALL AWESHOME AND BECAUSE I HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER AND YOU GUYS DESERVE IT
LURV YOU ALL BYEEEEEEEEE
THANKS 😃
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
