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Girl:*stares at me for a very long time*
Me: "What are you looking at?"
Girl: "Idk, Something ugly!"
Me: "B*TCH I AINT NO MIRROR!"
2-
Guy 1: "I can't believe you're still a virgin! hahaha"
Guy 2: "I was a virgin until last night"
Guy 1: "As if!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man just ask your sister"
Guy 1: "But I don't have a sister???"
Guy 2: "You will in about 9 months"
3-
"Your ass must be jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth"
4-
Behind every fat woman is a beautiful woman. No literally, you're in the way
5-
Boy: "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world ;)"
Girl: "No they're softball pants coz my ass is so out of your league!"
6-
Woman: "Is that one of those hideous things called modern art?"
Man: No ma'am, that is a mirror"
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
