ALL OF THESE ARE TEXTS! THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT GUYS!
HERES AN UPDATE
I GOT MORE COMING SO STAY TUNED
I said that I had a cool thingy coming up
I'm gonna do a 100 comebacks thingy.
You will get 100 sarcastic comebacks in a week :)
This isn't the whole cool update I've been working on. It's just a little part of it that takes you to the best part :) p.s. Thanks for being patient :)
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ME: I wanna ride a roller coaster so bad!😫
HIM: why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me? ;)
ME: because a roller coaster can actually make me scream :)
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Her: Hey wanna come to my pool party?
Me: yeah sure, I'll be right there
Her: JK! You're not invited..
Me: that's alright. I wasn't in the mood for whale watching
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Me: you're hot
Him: really? :) how hot?
Me: like an oven...
Me: when its off
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Her: I hope you get hit in the face with a brick covered in spikes!
Me: I hope you get punched by John Cena
Her: I hope you drink poison
Me: I hope you step on a Lego
Her: *gasp* take that back!
Me: ....in the dark
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Boyfriend: the kitchen is where the women belong
Girlfriend: Do you know why women live longer then men?
Boyfriend: no, why?
Girlfriend: because the knives are in the kitchen
Boyfriend: shit
Girlfriend: be afraid. Be very afraid
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Teacher: the stupidest person in the world lives in Canada
Me: Sir you must be mistaken, you live in America
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Dad: Hey need anything from the store?
Son: yeah.. Some condoms, I'm going out tonight with some girls. Need protection
Dad: son
Son: yeah?
Dad: your face is enough protection
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STAI LEGGENDO
Sarcastic comebacks
CasualeA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
