Sarcastic comebacks

Mistakes were made

1-
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said,
"Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!
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2-
Girl: it makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love
Other girl: so who's the lucky guy?
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3-
Freddie: when I die I want my epitaph to read: "Mistakes were made"
Mike: wasn't that already on your birth certificate?
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4-
Girl: without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful
Me: thank you for your sacrifice
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