*someone tries to insult you*
Me: I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
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Sweetie I'm gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?
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I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.
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You're the reason why there's directions on shampoo
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I'm annoyed at the fact that you are not annoyed by how annoying you are
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I hope you fall down with your hands in your pocket
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We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I go by
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Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick
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Ex: take me back
Me: my heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car definitely does
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
