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FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
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Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
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When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom! leave a message
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My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
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Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
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I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
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You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
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I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
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Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
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The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
