Dude: how do you have so many bitches?
Other guy: I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bitches
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Person: Go to hell
Me: oh honey, where do you think I came from?
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Me: Sorry I'm late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
