1-
Teacher: "You failed your test"
Me: "You failed to educate me"
2-
Teacher: "Why do I hear talking!?"
Me: "Because you have ears miss"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3-
Teacher: "What do you call a person who talks about things people don't care about?"
Me: "A teacher"
4-
Student: "Sir, would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "Of course not"
Student: " Good because I didn't do my homework"
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)