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How many times do I need to flush to get rid of you?
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Her: Why do you hate me?
You: I'm not saying I hate you, but if your were on fire I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows
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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
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Me: Baby I cooked
Him: what's for dinner?
Me: that bitch you've been texting :)
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I'm the type of person who laughs at mistakes so excuse me if I laugh at you face.
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Them: Go kill yourself
Me: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up to your ego and jump to you IQ
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Them: *does handstand* you can't even do a handstand, fat shit
Me: at least when I do one my stomach doesn't slap my face!
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Sarcastic comebacks
RandomA random idea I thought of in history And started in history And updated in history Because history class makes you want to hibernate :)
