NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)

-Rodan, no-

Rodan: "Okay, who's a top, and who's a bottom?-"

Kevin: "What??"

Ichi: "RODAN, NO!-"

Ni: "Mate, why do you do things like this?"

Solomon: "Switch."

Red: "Why does that matter?"

Godzilla: "Excuse me?"

Moonbeast: (Angry screeching)

Biollante: "Rodan, why do you do these absurd things?-"

Rodan: "What? I like seeing how people will react to what I do-"

Red: "Do something like this again, and I will cause you so much pain, that you'll wish you were dead."

Solomon: "Dude, better start running now."