Randy: "You know, someone here is going to die."
Everyone: "...?"
Randy: "And it's not going to be me."
*****
Randy's crazy religious aunt: "You know, you need to stop with this whole metal illness bullshit. You're not sick! Mental illness is just a cover for Demonic possession-"
15 year old Randy, on the verge of having a psychosis episode: "First of all, fuck you-"
*****
Samson: "Randy, are you okay?"
Randy: "Sam. Look me in the eyes and tell me; does this look like the face of someone who is okay?"
Samson: "...no."
*****
Samson: "Do you ever look at someone, and wonder what's going on inside their head?"
Randy: "Yes, all the time."
Samson: "Really? With who?"
Randy: "Everyone... but especially you."
Samson:
Randy: "Don't know why, though..."
*****
Samson: "Hey Randy, how you doing?"
Randy: "Mm... alright?"
Samson: "I want to ask you something..."
Randy: "Go on."
Samson: "Do you... do you see me as a friend? Do you value our friendship?"
Randy: "I... yes? Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?"
Samson: "It's just that... you've been getting really distant lately, and it's worrying me..."
Randy: "I'm just... busy... with home stuff and I have a hard time sleeping... Yeah, that's all..."
Samson: "Oh... okay?"
*****
Randy, protectively standing in front of Samson: "No! You are not allowed to eat his soul!"
Red: " W H Y ? "
Randy: "Because... he isn't food. He's my friend. If the soul is my friend, you're not allowed to eat him. Got it?"
Red simply glares at Samson for a moment, before wandering off.
Samson:
*****
Samson peered into Randy's work space, only to find Randy asleep at his desk.
Samson walks over to him. He considers waking Randy up for a second, before grabbing his own jacket and putting it over Randy's slumped over body like a blanket, before walking off.
..only for Randy to wake up a while later, still tired, and confused.
*****
Samson: "I swear to God, you're probably the most wholesome person I've ever met-"
Randy, thinking: "Sam, buddy... if you knew what I did when you aren't around... then you probably wouldn't think I'm so sweet anymore..."
*****
Samson: "The game looks pretty great so far, doesn't it Randy?"
Randy stares at the game for a while.
Randy: "...Could've been better."
Samson: "Yeah, you're probably right..."
*****
Samson: "Does anyone know what that smell is? It smells really nice? Did someone get a new perfume or something?"
Randy: "Hm?"
Samson: "Oh, hey Randy! Wait a minute... did you wash your hair?"
Randy: "Yes?"
Samson: "So that's what that smell was! You look pretty- y-you smell nice, too..."
Randy, somewhat tired: "...Thanks?"
*****
Uh... that's all I can think up of...
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NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)
RandomThe same as the last one, full of oneshots and short stories all taking place in one AU or another. Also some casual shipping stuff