So my brain just sorta went; "heh- imagine all the weird scenarios that'd happen if Red was aro"
Which then lead to this-
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Red, inside of Melissa's head: "So... you like him?"
Melissa, whispering to nobody hears her: "Yep"
Red glances over at Zachary, and Zach just picked up a bit of popcorn off the floor and decided to eat it- cause, well, he's a middle schooler, what'd you expect?
Red: "I... do not understand. Why?"
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Red: "Melissa."
Melissa: "Ack- oh, right, you're still here. What?"
Red: "Why does Zachary say strange things?"
Melissa: "Huh? ...You mean flirting?"
Red: "Flirting? Is that a kind of worship, or complimenting?"
Melissa: "Uh... more like complimenting."
Red: "It's still very strange..."
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And that's... all I can remember of what my brain came up with
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NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)
RandomThe same as the last one, full of oneshots and short stories all taking place in one AU or another. Also some casual shipping stuff