NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)

-Random Quotes part 1-

Warlock: "Why does Red have a bunch of stuffed animals in his room?"

Red: "They're my friends."

Warlock:

Solomon: "Don't bother questioning it."

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Melissa: "Hey, toss me my keys!"

Face throws a Christmas tree near her.

Melissa: "I said my keys."

Face: "I thought you said Christmas tree."

Melissa: "Why would I ask for a Christmas tree?"

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Biollante: "So, what's your favorite candy?"

Red: "Candy canes."

Biollante: "Oh, candy canes are pretty good!-"

Red: "Good for stabbing people."

Biollante: "... Excuse me?-"

Acacius from the other room: "Finally, a worthy opponent!"

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Red, ringing a bell: "Day ten million sixty three, give it up for day ten million sixty three of being mentally broken!"

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Warlock: "I should've killed the cult and left you in that lab where you belonged."

Red: "But you didn't."

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Rodan: "What is it with both Orga and Red having choppy handwriting?"

Godzilla: "They have three fingers on each hand, Rodan. It's practically impossible for them to write well with three fingers without it looking choppy."

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Paul: *looks really upset or hurt by someone*

Zachary: "Okay, who the fuck hurt my friend?! Because I swear to God-"

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Warlock: "You know, I never really have to ever pay for a haircut ever again."

Ichi: "Why, cause you cut it yourself?"

Ni: "Because you're minions do it for ya?"

Warlock: "No, because Red sets my hair on fire every time we fight every few months."

Ichi:

Ni:

Kevin: "Wh- How??"

Warlock: "My hair is surprisingly flammable."

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Godzilla to Acacius, motioning to Red: "Go take out the trash."

Acacius: "You shouldn't talk about Red like that."

Godzilla: "No, I meant the trash in the garbage cans."

Acacius: "Oh."

Godzilla: "... And Red."

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That's all I've got.