Face: "Are you a tough guy?"
Zachary: "Of course I am-"
Face imitates a buzzer noise, confusing Zach.
Face: "Wrong!"
Zachary: "I... thought there were no wrong answers with these..."
Face: "Not this time, bucko!"
Zachary, now really confused: "Okay...? How am I not a tough guy, then?"
Face: "You ask Melissa for affection and cry when you see a dead cat-"
Zachary: "How the hell is that a bad thing? People are social creatures that need affection at times, and if we don't get affection, it messes us up. And I cry about dead cats because I feel bad for them."
Face doesn't know what to say anymore.
Zachary: "You're just mad you can't tease me about my 'nonexistent love life' anymore, right?"
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NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)
RandomThe same as the last one, full of oneshots and short stories all taking place in one AU or another. Also some casual shipping stuff
