Red: "Hey EXE, I-"
Red stops for a minute, immediately noticing that there's blood and guts all over the room with unreadable writing on the walls.
Red: "...EXE."
Sonic.EXE: "Yeah?"
Red: "What the fuck is all of this?"
Sonic.EXE: "I'm trying to be scary."
Red: "This isn't even scary. This is... just a mess."
Sonic.EXE: "Horrifically messy, right?-"
Red: "No. This is uglier then Warlock's face, and you're going to clean this up."
Sonic.EXE, now throwing a temper tantrum: "No, I'm not- I am God-"
Red smacks him on the head with a mop.
Red: "Clean this up. Now."
(The original Sonic.EXE and Xenophanes are two separate entities who shoud NEVER be left alone together.)
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NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)
RandomThe same as the last one, full of oneshots and short stories all taking place in one AU or another. Also some casual shipping stuff