NES Godzilla Creepypasta Oneshots #2 (Past Mistakes AU, ect.)

-Stop it Rodan-

Rodan: "So, if you had to take a girl out on a date for a 100$, who would you date?"

Solomon: "Uh... I guess Mothra? Maybe just... Go out for lunch or something?"

Red: "I guess... Read comics with Biollante-"

Rodan: "Would you bang her?-"

Ichi: "Ew, no! Rodan, you do not ask that!"

Ni: "Mate, what the bloody Hell?!"

Kevin: "Well that escalated too quickly..."

Solomon: "Excuse me?"

Red: "She is literally the soul of a teenage girl trapped within a monstrous plant. Why would I want to fuck that?"

Destroyah: "Rodan. We are talking about dating someone. Not whatever the Hell you just brought up."

Rodan begins cackling.

Solomon: "This is why we can't have nice things around Rodan..."