#hiccup

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#hiccup

that moment when you hiccup and it scares the living daylights out of you

and then you sit there for like ten minutes holding our hand over your chest and glancing around in a terrified manner as you wonder when the next one will strike

hiccup!

No! It's breached our first line of defense (alarm)! We must set up the next one, quickly! Hold your breath!

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hiccup! l(oh snap wattpad is stuck in italics nao >.<) 
No, no! Try the next one, hang upside down off your bed!  hiccup! NO! WE MUST TRY HARDER! Quick, chug some water! ... ...... I think we're all clea- HICCUP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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