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#TheyFixEverything

#TheyFixEverything

*five minutes after asking for Tums*

Me: MOM, CAN I HAVE THIS COOKIE!?

Mom: YEAH, GO AHEAD OF COURSE

Visitor whose name I still can't spell: Wait, but-

Mom: Oh, yeah! Hannah!

Me: *peeks back into living room* What?

Visitor: Didn't you have some sort of stomach ache?

Me: Shh, cookies fix everything!

I truly believe this with all of my heart and soul, guys.

nomnomnom

*feels sick again*

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I REGRET NOTHING