#HANNAH'SCRAZY

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#HANNAH'SCRAZY!

Mom: *making Batman cry for some reason*

Peyton (my lil bro): Why're you crying?

Mom (still in batman voice): W-Wha? I'm not crying! I-I-

Me: He's peeing through his eyes, obviously.

Mom: Ew, Hannah!

Me: What? All boys do it. I mean, some of them sweat through their eyes...

Peyton: *screams* HANNAH'S CRAZY!

Me: *shrugs*

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