#eHarmony

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#eHarmony


ugh


okay


whelp


i was googling ways to flesh out my characters


and something suggested that i make an OKCupid account for them


so um


i tried that, awkward as it was to decide what my character would identify as, you know, since my main characters dont usually have a specified gender


and then after like tne minutes of figuring that out, OKCupid said i needed to be eighteen


BRUH NO


I PUT THE BIRTH DATE AS FEB 2, 1980


WHAT YEAR ARE YOU LIVING IT


so I went to eharmony instead


ugh


eharmony doesnt have a gender nonconformity option thing


ugh fine im a female then


what


no


dont ask me again, i already told you


yes


yes, im pretty sure


hmm


i have at least ten


hundred


children


yeah no


moving on


wait wut


why are you intrigued


all i told you was that i dont have children


btw ur a website this aint gonna work out, pal


im sorry


im not internet-sexual


wait

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