#IGotThis
Mom: Uh, Hannah? Remember when we agreed earlier that I would make the beds while you made the omelets?
Me: *on her phone* Mhmm?
Mom: I didn't do it because I need help getting the mattress down from earlier when we pushed it up against the wall.
Me: *exaggerated sigh* Fine, fine, I'll help. *walks into room*
Mom: Yeah, I didn't think this through. How are we gonna get this down?
Me: Chill, man, I got this.
Mom: *Raises eyebrow skeptically*
Me: *Grins evilly* Just watch. *reaches for top of mattress*
Mom: I'm scared, Hannah. *steps back*
Me: You should be. >:3 *tips mattress over*
Mattress: *falling toward fast-moving ceiling fan and probably wearing the derp face*
Me: OH NOTCH I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH EITHER
Mom: AHHH
Me: AHHH
Mattress: *somehow misses the fan and falls right where it should: on the bedframe*
Me: *grins proudly* What did I tell ya? Don't doubt me.
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