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#CrossDressingAtTheWedding

#CrossDressingAtTheWedding

Me: I have requirements for if and when I get married, Mom.

Mom: Good, keep those requirements. Don't waver.

Me: Don't worry, I won't. First of all, I'll be the one proposing to my dude.

Mom: Hannah-

Me: And I'll wear jeans to the wedding. No dress. Nope.

Mom: But Hannah, a wedding dress is special! Aren't you going to do anything special for your marriage?

Me: I'll wear earrings. Or, ooh, maybe I can wear a suit and tie, the groom's outfit! OH, AND HE CAN WEAR THE DRESS! We'll be cross-dressers for the day!

Mom: Hannah, he's gonna be gay. Your relationship won't go very far.

Me: It's alright, we'll just be legally binded best friends.

Mom: You're putting this on Wattpad.

Thus, another day in the life of Melissa and Hannah.