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#MyIRLFriends

#MyIRLFriends

I have an IRL friend who I'm going to call 'C' cause I don't get why people wouldn't want just their FIRST name on the internet but idk maybe he has some kind of problem with it and dang it I'm rambling again ok let's move on.

ANYWAYS. C was rambling and telling jokes and stuff (he is a boss at just talking and making people laugh) and he suddenly says, "But, no, wait, here's an even BETTER situation: 'No, no! I'm sorry, Mr. Policeman, it wasn't my fault, I didn't kill the man on purpose! I-I was being mind-controlled! See that man standing over there and holding a mind-control remote?

'Yeah, I was mind-controlled by the tree standing behind him!'"

XD