#Sheriff

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#Sheriff

GUESS WHAT?

Normal kids would not share this information with the internet, but it's not like you guys even know my full name or where I am, so...

MY MOM AND SOON TO BE EX-STEP-DAD NOW HAVE TO HAVE A SHERIFF OVERSEEING THEIR MEETING.

*laughs weirdly for five minutes*

They met outside my school so they could switch my lil bro from parent to parent, and the step-dad got to screaming, and I assume my mom did, too, and the sheriff guy comes out like, "What the flip, guys?"

And so now he's gonna come stand next to them every morning at a nearby gas station while they hand over my bro from one parent to another. It's probably pretty stressful for them and my bro.

But I just think it's funny. :3

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