TXT Oneshots ♡

•Pineapple Pizza•

--Skit--

🥑: Sorry but no romantic crap here.
I will be starting to release like random short skits when I'm bored or when I can't think of a new chapter :)

Bang PD: So hello, welcome to our meeting for our HYBE campaign. All of you already know it's quote right?

HYBE artists: "We Believe in Music."

Bang PD: Okay! Good to know that all of you know-

Beomgyu: Sihyuk PD nim.

Bang PD: Yes Beomgyu? Do you have any questions?

Beomgyu: What does HYBE stand for tho...?

(🥑: Seriously, what does HYBE mean???😭😭😭)

Gfriend:

Seventeen:

BTS:

Enhypen:

Nu'est:

TXT:

Staff:

Bang PD: I- *Pauses for a moment* To be honest I don't know how the fvck we ended up with that name.

Sunoo: Well I do keep seeing fans saying that the new name is shi-

Heeseung: *Shuts Sunoo's mouth* P-please continue PD nim.

Bang PD: As I was saying, since the quote of our new company is "We Believe in Music", we're going to make a campaign video based on what you believe in.

Namjoon: Well there are a lot of things! Like I believe in friendship, passion, love.... the bigbang theory.

Jake: OH! I BELIEVE IN THE LAW OF PHYSICS!

Namjoon: *Rising up from his chair while proudly smiling* LAW OF MOTION

Jake: *Also rising up from his chair* NEWTON'S LAW

Namjoon and Jake: *Squeling* BESTIESSSS

Jin: Hey nerds sit back down. We're in a middle of a meeting.

Bang PD: ......... SO! Since it will be chaos if I ask you one by one. How about your group talk about it first and tell me the thing you believe in.

HYBE groups: *goes to different sides of the room to discuss*

Other HYBE groups: *Seriously discussing*

TXT: *At the very back of the room obviously starting off chaotic*

Yeonjun: So guys I was thinking- BEOMGYU, KAI GET BACK HERE. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE OTHER GROUPS?????

Kai: We might get ideas from them and our quote can win!

Yeonjun: Guys, this is not a damn competition. We don't get a prize for this. Anyways, what do you guys have in mind?

Beomgyu: .......welp seventeen has this cool-

Yeonjun: TAEHYUN, what do you have in mind?

Taehyun: I believe that we're all just part of a line to death and we don't know if we are next in line.

Yeonjun: ........

Hueningkai: ....I'm hungry

Yeonjun: Kai, now it's not the right time to-

Hueningkai: I'm craving for pineapple pizza

Soobin: *Eyes widen hearing his precious gum is hungry* Yeonjun order pineapple pizza, our precious maknae is hungry.

Yeonjun: SOOBIN WE'RE IN A MIDDLE OF A-

Bang PD: Okay times up! Let's start off with Gfriend!

Sowon: I believe in myself.

Jungwon: I believe in teamwork.

JR: I believe in :)

Bang PD: Wait how are we supposed to say that?

JR: Just put the smiley face.... :)

S.Coups: I believe in setting goals.

Namjoon: I believe in connection.

Bang PD: Okay lastly TXT! What do you boys believe-

Soobin: SIHYUK PD NIM THIS IS URGENT. HUENINGKAI IS STARVING TO DEATH AND HE WANTS PINEAPPLE PIZZA-

People in the meeting room: ....................

Yeonjun: *Is about to dig his grave and faint.*

Other groups: *Concerned that Hueningkai is starving to death.*

Soobin: *Still trying to find a place to order pineapple pizza*

Hueningkai: *Just wants to eat.*

Yeonjun: B-Bang PD, I can explain-

Bang PD: Pineapple pizza..... SOOBIN YOU ARE A GENIUS! THE MEANING BEHIND IT IS REALLY TOUCHING AND GREAT! MANY PEOPLE WILL FIND IT INSPIRATIONAL!

Other groups: *Agreeing that it sounds good*

Hueningkai: *Finally eating pineapple pizza that Soobin ran to get for him.*

Bang PD: *Complementing a clueless Soobin.*

Yeonjun: .....OKAY WHAT THE FU-

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🥑: I'm sorry to pineapple pizza antis because you couldn't agree with TXT... SIKE PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS SUPERIOR!