𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗚𝗢 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘 ✦ 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁

𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙬𝙤

Characters: Kazuha, Diluc, Ningguang, Aether and Dainsleif(dainslief???)

Kazuha

- when he sees you, he forgets how to speak

- man could be talking one minute and as soon as you show up he's like 😐

- "hi kazuha! :)" " 😐😐😐😐"

- he just doesn't know what to say around you

- he's dying inside the entire time

- as soon as you leave, he just falls over and Beidou is so confused

- when you're nearby, he either completely loses it or just stands there either silence without moving until you leave

- Beidou sometimes has to talk for him

- he's always worried about hurting your feelings on accident but it's all good

- Beidou explained the situation to you and you're like "Oh, yeah, okay!"

- so whenever he freezes up, you just talk normally to him with yes/no questions

- he blinks once for yes

- blinks twice for no

- haha, simp

Diluc

- he is so happy after getting to talk with you, it's actually terrifying

- you stroll into the bar and he has his usual dead expression

- yall chat, you leave

- as soon as you step out that door, he is glowing like the damn sun

- Kaeya will take one look at him and will sleep with one eye open for the next week because there's no way Diluc would be that happy unless he's plotting to kill Kaeya

- the people in the bar are so scared, they'll leave early

- Why is he smiling so much

- Diluc will have a permanent smile on his face for the next 24 hours then it'll go away. At least until you visit again

- Klee once saw him smiling and ran to Jean crying because she thought it was scary

- everyone thinks he's planning to murder someone when he's smiling

- but, he's just remembering your contagious laugh and your voice

- ugh, he's in love

Ningguang

- this woman is scary

- she'll buy everything and anything you look at as soon as she realizes it has peaked your interest

- she once asked you if you wanted to adopt a kid

- Ningguang will never allow you to pay for things unless you insist on paying

- has considered asking if you wanted her to be your sugar m- //SLAPPED//

- AHEM

- she's so protective, she'll beat someone up with her won two fists if she has to

- like a completely different person

- she cussed someone out when they got mad at you for accidentally bumping into them

- Ningguang??? You okay???

- her mood will immediately improve whenever she sees you

- she could go from 😐 to 😊

- another simp

- simp simp simp simp

Aether

- he's immune

Dainsleif

- ever feel like you're being watched?

- yeah, that's probably Dainsleif

- yall have chatted a couple times but haven't really gotten to know one another

- he does want to get to know you

- he's just an idiot with no social skills

- so, he settles for watching you instead to see if he can work up the courage to approach you and initiate a conversation

- just like you do when you spot him while you're out and about

- except you start a conversation immediately, you don't follow him everywhere

- Dain just can't seem to do it though

- Boy, you're over 500 years old and still can't talk to a person you like

- he's even more of a 😺 than Childe was when he was a little kid

- but then again, I shouldn't be talking because I'm not good at starting conversations either

- he loves it when you call him Dain

- likes your smile too

- sometimes he'll turn and face a wall to hide his blush

- whenever he fails to start a conversation with you, he'll crouch in a corner and silently cry

- someone help this simp

Aether

- okay, so maybe he isn't immune

- he gets all fidgety when he sees you

- once threw Paimon as far as he could just to impress you but you weren't looking

- left a bunch of qingxin flowers outside your front door once

- made an unhealthy amount of mint jelly to share with you

- he just gives you a lot of stuff to the point where you have nowhere to keep it

- someone stop him, you can't handle all of these gifts

- always trying to impress you

- solos bosses while you watch on

- even when he's struggling, he refuses to let you help him

- the only time you'll get to help is when he almost gets killed

- otherwise, he'll keep saying he didn't need help

- he probably gets hurt on purpose so you can patch him up

- he always looks delighted when you're tending to his injuries

- simppppp