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This is just a random bonus chapter that I thought of doing.

Also, before you continue, here's some cool study advice:

When doing homework, its easier to do it if you are listening to the Chaos Empire theme while doing it.

Trust me, I was writing an essay in history while listening to it, and I finished a lot faster :)

Anyways, on with the silly bonus chapter.

Upon world generation-

Medusa: What kind of game is this? The world is so... blocky.

V: Thats the point of the game.

Atreyos: It doesn't matter if its blocky or not. According to that girl, we should get wood first to craft a crafting table and some weapons.

Medusa: What about a house?

Atreyos: Yes, a house too.

V: What about food?

Atreyos: Yes, the food too.

Later...

V: Oi! Stop killing that sheep!

Medusa: If we don't kill the sheep, how else are we going to refill our hunger bar? Cannibalism?

Atreyos: First off, cannibalism doesn't exist here. Second, V, if you don't want to eat sheep, take this carrot.

*Atreyos drops the carrot*

V: Thats better. But- MEDUSA! STOP KILLING ALL THOSE ANIMALS! WOLVES DONT EVEN DROP FOOD!

Medusa: But they drop XP.

Atreyos: Ok, shut up about the mobs. We need a house.

Medusa: Pffft. Your problem. I stole all your wood to build MY own house.

V: Wait, you can do that?

Atreyos: No, she just mined more trees.

V: Ah ok. 👌

Medusa: I'll be making a castle so that I don't need to sleep with you fools.

*Medusa runs to the mountains to build a castle*

Atreyos: So, wanna work together?

V: Yeah. We'll stand a better chance anyway.

After building a house...

V: Are you sure this is fine?

Atreyos: As long as it can hold our chests and beds, then yes.

V: We should check on Medusa. You know, to see if she's doing fine and not dying.

Atreyos: Yeah. Tomorrow because its getting dark. I heard zombies come out at night. Lets sleep first.

V: Agreed.

The Next Day...

Atreyos: Better check on Medusa now.

V: Yeah. Lets go.

*Atreyos and V run to the mountain*

Atreyos: Oh look a house!

V: It looks like a village house.

Atreyos: You think Medusa stole it?

V: Idk.

Atreyos: Wait, I see something.

*Goes closer to the edge of the mountain."

Atreyos: Uhh, V, you might want to check this out.

V: What-

*Visibly destroyed village"

V: Medusa did this didn't she?

Atreyos: How did she do it in all one day?

V: She's the queen of Chaos, duh.

Atreyos: But where could she be living in?

V: What about there?

*Pillager outpost*

Atreyos: Yeah, good idea. Lets check it out.

Till next time. See ya.