This again.
*Atreyos and V run to the Pillager Outpost*
Atreyos: Should we knock?
V: Can you even knock in Minecraft?
Atreyos: Well, we could sneak in...
V: Yeah, great idea!
Atreyos: What?! No! I was joking.
V: Too late.
*V places wood to get to the top of the outpost*
Atreyos: Why did I even say that?
*Atreyos also places wood until he reaches the top*
V: Alright. What should we do now?
Atreyos: Find Medusa I guess.
???: Who's there?
*Some person in full iron armour appears*
V and Atreyos: MEDUSA?!!
Medusa: ... What are you doing in my outpost?!
V: We're asking questions here. What did you do this time?
Medusa: Me? All I did was take over this outpost and destroy the village.
Atreyos: You burnt down a village?
Medusa: After I raided them, yes.
V: Why did you even do that? Those were innocent villagers!
Medusa: You mean unfair traders who think bread is worth a lot of emeralds? They don't sound innocent to me.
Atreyos: But that still gives you no excuse to slaughter their village.
Medusa: Look, Im a pro now. I can do whatever I wish.
V: Iron armour doesn't make you a pro. Diamonds do.
Medusa: Hmm. You're right. I should go mine for diamonds instead of iron.
Atreyos: Can you at least help us fix the village first?
Medusa: No. Goodbye.
*Medusa leaves to do some mining*
Atreyos: So... wanna help me fix the burning massacre outside?
V: Yeah sure.
*Atreyos and V start to fix the village*
V: Atreyos, there's a lot of Creepers here. I think I need help-
- V was blown up by a Creeper -
Atreyos: ...? Wut?
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