V: I hate Creepers now.
Atreyos: I think everyone does.
- SkeletonBoi has joined the game -
- Death_Raider has joined the game -
- Golden_ArcherLeader has joined the game -
- Skodik has joined the game -
Atreyos: Whoa, whoa, whoa. How did everyone get here?
Skodik: Heyyyooo guys. Wassup.
V: Answer the question.
Death_Raider: Where's Medusa? I promised to help her out.
Medusa: Im in the mine.
Death_Raider: K
- SkeletonBoi fell from a high place -
Skodik: Some person told us the IP Address.
SkeletonBoi: Yeah. She said she knows everything about you and stuff like that.
Atreyos: Who's she?
Death_Raider: Forgot her name.
- BluFireX has joined the game -
V: ???
Atreyos: Who are you?
BluFireX: IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!
Golden_ArcherLeader: I think we should ban her-
BluFireX: Wait, srsly, I was jk.
Medusa: Hey look, we found diamonds.
Atreyos: Are you speedrunning or something?
Medusa: ...No...
BluFireX: Medusa is sus.
Skodik: Yeahhh
Atreyos: Wait what does sus mean?
Everyone: *gasp*
- Atreyos was slain by Death_Raider -
Atreyos: What was that for?
Death_Raider: For not keeping up with society.
BluFireX: Atreyos, is it true that you have a painting of yourself on top of your throne?
Atreyos: WTF How do you know that?
BluFireX: Im a stalker.
Medusa: BAN HER!
V: K wait.
BluFireX: Before I get banned, it was an honour playing with you guys...
...And Atreyos x Medusa ship forever!
- BluFireX was banned from server -
Skodik: Weird.
Golden_ArcherLeader: Atreyos x Medusa? Wut
SkeletonBoi: Whats a ship?
Atreyos: Um, I searched it-
Medusa: What is it?
Atreyos: Matchmaking people
V: *gags*
Death_Raider: Wait, so she thinks Atreyos and Medusa are-
- Death_Raider was banned from server -
Atreyos and Medusa: ...
V: I wish I didn't hear that.
Skodik: I know! Why don't we all just go to that forest over there. Im sure nothing bad will happen.
Golden_ArcherLeader: Wait, why do the trees not have leaves?
SkeletonBoi: ...Is this normal?
Medusa: Whats that?
*Gold block platform with burning Netherrack surrounded by redstone torches*
Everyone: ...?
Meanwhile, behind the scenes:
BluFireX: Yeahhh and now we just code in Herobrine and voila! The world is cursed.
Edit: This is so old that Xiphos was still named Skodik.
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