Elphie Returns

Fathers

"You know Boq, i'm sorry. I'm sorry that i ignored you for most of Shiz and i tried to set you up with Nessaorse. Lurlina bless her soul," Glinda began. "I was stupid and nieve then, and i couldn't see what was right in front of me."
"You have no need to apologize!" Boq protested.
"Yes i do. And you can't tell me otherwise! Now do you accept it or not!" Glinda huffed.
"Fine fine! I forgive you," Boq laughed.
"Why are you laughing?" Glinda said.
"Well, Miss Glom, it's just that, you get adorable when you are angry," Boq commented.
Glinda blushed fiercly. "Should i thank you or yell at you?"
"How about this," Boq whispered and smoothly kissed Glinda on the cheek.
"I don't want to move too fast. Not like last time," Boq muttered and he walked with Glinda out to the car.
"I should take you home now. We wouldn't want everyone else to get worried. Not with what happened last time," Boq told.
"Okay," Glinda agreed reluctantly.
They climbed into the car and drove off.
The car ride wasn't long, boring and awkward as they sometimes are. Instead, the couple talked the whole way to Glinda's palace.
When they arrived, Boq walked Glinda to the door.
"Tonight was fun," Glinda told. "Let's do it again sometime."
"Definately. I'll call you?" Boq said.
"Sure. Here's my number," Glinda agreed, writing her number on pink stationary that was in her purse.
"Well, goodbye, Miss Glom Gazingo," Boq sang.
"Goodbye, Master Biq," Glinda smiled.
Boq began walking away when the door opened.
"Wait!" Frexspar stood in the doorway. "Since Glinda's father is not here right now, i am taking over for him."
"You really don't have to do that," Glinda pleaded.
"I know. That's what makes me so nice," Frex responded.
"Déjà vu," Glinda whispered.
"We might as well go in," Boq sighed.
"Fine," Glinda groaned.
They went inside and sat awkwardly on the couch with Frexspar in the chair across from them.
Frexspar stared at Boq for five minutes, a serious expression covering his face.
Then, he stared at Boq for five more minutes with a chirpy smile on his face.
"You passed," Frex said after awhile.
"Um..thanks?" Boq told.
"Now for the question round! What is your full name?"
"Boq Taylor."
"How old are you?"
"28."
"Are you a virgin?"
"OH MY OZ DAD!!" Elphaba suddenly walked into the room.
"Elphaba! You are home! I was just-"
"I don't care. Boq, you can leave now. Run while you still can," Elphaba commanded.
Boq mouthed a thank you, gave Glinda a kiss on the cheek, and left.
"Where is Nick?" Glinda asked, blushing fiercly.
"Right here," Nick told, walking into the room. "Hello Glinda, Mr. Thropp."
"Ah. Nick. What about you. Full name?"
"Nick Jacobs."
"Age?"
"28."
"Are you a virgin?"
"DAD!" Ephaba exclaimed.
"What?" Frexspar asked innocently.
"It's alright," Nick whispered. "Yes sir, i am."
Frex gave him an approving look.
"I should get going, sir," Nick said.
"Go ahead."
When Nick was gone, Frexspar turned to Elphaba.
"What about you? Are you a virgin?"
"DAD! Leave!"
"I was just wondering."