"I'm Thinking This Is a Problem We Can Solve Together" (Jevon One-shots)

☽☏ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵃˡᵏⁱⁿ'☏☽

Just Jevon texts.....maybe featuring friends
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ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: Jake....

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ: yes?

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: would you love me if I was a worm?

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ: ofc Dev...but would you love me if I was a falcon?

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: Jake wtf -_-

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ: exactly, stop with the stupid shit and go to bed

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: junior gtf off Jake's phone & where is he?

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ: sleep, like you should be

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: why r you in his room then?

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ:...reading his diary 🤷🏻

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: you know he'll see these texts right??

ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ: wait, shit! Damn it!

ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ: dumbass

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🧚🏻‍♂️Andy Warhol🧚🏻‍♂️: morning Devon♡

👻stole yo bitch👻: other ppl r in this chat Jake...

🏃🏻‍♂️Failed project 2.0🏃🏻‍♂️: ↑↑↑

🔍Blues clues could neva🔍: fuck y'all
🔍Blue's clues could neva🔍: Morning Jake♡

❌Unplanned Blonde❌: excuse me?

🧚🏻‍♂️Andy Warhol🧚🏻‍♂️: morning mommy

👻Stole yo bitch👻: morning mommy

🏃🏻‍♂️Failed Project 2.0🏃🏻‍♂️ changed their name

🧑🏻‍🎤 Wannabe Beiber🧑🏻‍🎤: morning mother

👻 Stole yo bitch👻: now I want a new name...

🔍Blues clues could neva🔍: then do it

🧚🏻‍♂️Andy Warhol 🧚🏻‍♂️: ↑↑↑

👻Stole yo bitch 👻 changed their name

🔪 Chucky's rebooted Casper🔥: ...cuz I got stabbed in the fire and was almost a ghost....

❌ Unplanned Blonde ❌: it's not that clever but you r male so I don't expect much...

🔪 Chucky's rebooted Casper🔥: my feelings r hurt

🧑🏻‍🎤 Wannabe Beiber🧑🏻‍🎤: stop bullying him...he was never smart